Cracked varies between listicles, and some good hard hitting reporting.

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...

Yeah, all those mob bosses were barely scraping by.

I have that sinking feeling in my stomach again. I just realized I have higher expectations of a pop culture website than the current President of the United States.

People voted for Obama just so they’d get a free homophone.

I heard trump is trying to ban homophones from the military

Yeah but we also made Batman so it all balances out.

Why isn’t your face in Gizmodo?

I wonder how we as a country are ever going to move on from this. Even if we were to unseat the opposition, how do you deal with the fact that half the country voted for a man for the sole purpose of inflicting pain on the other half? It’s like being stuck in that marriage in Gone Girl.

Antonio Oaxaca would dispute your “highest profile” claim…

I’m using that as a defense for everything from now on. Am I a racist fuck face too? I mean I own and wear several different coats.

Guys you don’t understand; he wears a coat.

Not at all surprised. He is one of the main “Good ‘Ol Boys” of the MO legislature. To illustrate his mindset, I was down there for a lobby day on behalf of Medicaid expansion a couple of years ago. We pulled him off the floor because without Medicaid expansion, several hospitals and/or clinics in his district would…

“It’s ok guys. It was a white car. It was merely foraging.... not looting like those black cars”

Good thing it wasn’t a black car

Wow, Spencer is incredibly disrespectful of his own constituents to suggest that they’re a bunch of violent racists. I wonder if he’ll get punished at the polls, or the people he represents are okay with being slandered like that.

Yes cherish that picture Mr. Spencer, it will also be the last one you have with hair on top of your head.

Jason Spencer, you are an excellent example of “southern pride and heritage”. Your KKK peers and traitorous slaving ancestors are all proud.

I imagine this happening if the Browns ever made it to the Super Bowl