I’m pretty sure no one was saying that the poem on the Statue of Liberty is a law, dipshit.

Unless she’s REALLY hawt.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

I’m curious, is “other people do it too, so it’s okay,” your go-to argument for supporting all of your garbage opinions?

Yes.

This is why I’m skeptical of Kelly’s new tenure as Chief of Staff.

ughhh, why isn’t she president?!!!!

I mean, to defend business leaders a bit, this is also not how you run a business.

No, you don’t get to electrocute your worn out fighting dogs for yucks and get a pass from me. Doesn’t matter what fucking color he is.

Fuck Michael Vick.

You make it sound like people are only allowed to care about one thing.

that is why we never got any of the mail in the 70s

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

1) Tweets are tech.

Yes, actually, it does. You’re literally wanting people to die to save a few bucks.

It is unfortunate that facts tend to be liberal.

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.