“The question of what instigated that is what we’re trying to figure out,” Laing said.

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Turns out you’re not the only one...

I’m as shocked as you are.

Dude, God has made it abundantly clear that he does not want Tim Tebow to be an NFL quarterback. It was not for the Eagles to question His judgment. If the Birds kept Tebow, we’d be awaiting the NFL equivalent of the locusts, or 40 (more) years in the desert, or some kind of equally bad shit. Fuck that guy.

This is America. And in America, you have to open doors in order to walk through them. Okay?! Get it right the first time!

Yeah, you’re a fool. Every time he’s cut, I get aroused. Fuck Tebow.

As a Bears fan, I hope they pick him up, just to watch the Cutler-Tebow dynamic evolve.

Bold statement.

I can’t even read a Goodell statement without hearing fart noises in the background now.

Dying old ladies can be fucking idiots too.

How much of a loser do you have to be to donate money to help the richest player in the NFL fight a suspension?

Please help the millionaires. For just $1,000,000, your favorite athlete can enjoy a free council for something equally as stupid.

Guest on Maher said he empowers assholes. This is the best explanation that exists.

Where have I seen crazy eyes like that before...hmmm...

Can someone be placed under psychiatric observation based on a picture? Someone needs to take hold of that woman and pull her back into the firm embrace of reality.

To be fair, he was probably never beaten for drug use or promiscuity. He was beaten for “talking back”. Because that’s what’s really important: submitting yourself to people who will hurt you if you don’t kowtow to them.