We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Despite being tied for the fourth most TDs, having the third most yards per game,

So, the numbers he's put up in the 11 games he's played due to missing the first month of the season mean nothing, huh?

"If a player wasn't as good as he is, it wouldn't be a snub when he didn't make the Pro Bowl roster."

What Deadspin's Commenters' Parents Thought Of Deadspin This Year:

Comcast will be there between 8:00am and 6:00pm.

I'm going to pull that out of the gray zone just so everyone can see that last sentence. High comedy, +1

Focusing on specific incidents that can be proven to have happened is how you address and hopefully solve bigger problems, genius.

Calling the cold-blooded assault of another human being an "incident" is a wonderful dulling of the very real problem of domestic violence, Roger, but you don't hit someone you love. Ever. Under any circumstances.

...Is that you, Roger?

Eh, this Rice is too grainy.

Also not fucking: People who play laser tag.

North Korea probably loves Transformers since the films are classified as crimes against humanity by NATO, the United Nations, the European Union, and even BRIC.

CRUSADER KINGS IS ETERNAL

But in Los Angeles, the fans pay to be fake fans.

+1 per hour

My migrant worker uncle made over $100 last year getting paid to watch sports! Click the link to find out more! http://gizmodo.com/qatar-pays-mig…

Judging by his roster, the poor guy is unfamiliar with the entire concept of stars.

The Nazca Lines are one of the most well-known world heritage sites in the world. If you don't know about them, I'm pretty sure you're in the minority.

Did they not teach world history at your school?