Raiders of the Lost Ark

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

normally I'm an insensitive asshole. lacking compassion, grace and empathy. but in this particular instance of a young man being murdered, I am going to withhold any sarcastic, anonymous comments. <pats self on back>

Thanks to the internet, you no longer need imagination!

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Ikr?! Surviving a car accident.....typical glory boy! :)

Newton's injury isn't expected to leave any lasting damage, and can't be exacerbated by activity, but he won't play until it's not excruciatingly painful to do so.

Note the ME he highlighted in "soMEone". Typical showboat, making the story about himself just because it is a story about himself.

After Newton's car flipped, the quarterback climbed out the shattered rear cab window and sat on the side of the road until help arrived.

I feel the same way about the NFC South, Cam

How are these mutually exclusive claims?

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

The decision of who is Time's Person of the Year will likely be announced sometime in mid February in your chiropractor's waiting room.

If he was really trying to impersonate a good quarterback he surely wouldn't be walking around in a Mark Sanchez jersey.

I think he meant what he wrote. I think you're missing the joke.

Considering you completely missed the joke I wouldn't put much faith in your history education. Perhaps it needs to be spelled out for you. Baylor beat TCU yet they are co-champs. Which would be like Germany being co-winners of WWII since they lost. It sure does take the funny out of a good joke when you have to…

"Yeah! Fuck him for not supporting the local team! Go Seahawks!"