Of course the "hundreds and hundreds" quote was taken out of context. As if we'd expect the NFL to actually keep track of how many cases of domestic violence there have been.

Definitely looks, uh, happier.

Yep, it's a free country where you can, every day, prove more and more that you're an asshole.

He looks.... better??

As a Redskins fan struggling between "the name is obviously racist, always was, and was instituted by an open and notorious bigot" and "change is hard," I would like to extend my sincere thanks to anyone who makes my team look good.

It also explains why the 6 is on the back!

Disclaimer: costume should not be worn within 500 ft. of any member of the Ferguson Police Department.

This is actually fantastic news, because I was having a hard time getting stupid racist assholes to buy the "I'm A Stupid Racist Asshole" shirts I made for them. I appreciate them voluntarily identifying themselves, even if they have to use shorthand.

It's only fitting that these shirts are %100 cotton.

It's good to see a city rally around a sports team during trying times. It's like what happened with Boston and the Red Sox after the bombings or NOLA with the Saints after Katrina. These peoples' whiteness has been under attack. Try to show some compassion, Deadspin.

And if you order now we will include a matching hood for the special price of only $10. (Please specify hat size)

Facebook is great for something, like letting us know the full names of idiots and racists. Also, Cardinals fans.

6 is also a fitting number for this shirt, since that's how many times Darren Wilson shot an unarmed black kid.

We're hand-painting the shirts with stencils.

Holy shit I met my wife in that bar.

If you preorder before game 1, you get a free blackface Halloween costume too.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

"I'll never handstand why certain people feel they constantly have to defend the team and all fans." Cool!

Nice job by McAfee to create a Security Shield between the ball and the Texans.