I liked My Precious before it was even a ring.

I was running around in ratty loincloths before Gollum even existed.

Jerry Jones is just hoping to dick Tracy.

You think they're doing a bad job managing the team, make a baby that can do it better, if not just shut the fuck up.

You mean like Suzy Kolber, the host of the show?

Monday Night Football pre-game show, with Suzy Kolber hosting and Lisa Salters reporting.

The real disappointment here is that Monday Night Countdown is still real.

I went to J School with Ben Collins. He is one of the sleaziest people I know.

Not only is a woman on the panel talking about sports things, she is the HOST OF THE SHOW.

Bills playbook:
Run CJ Spiller
Screen CJ Spiller
Run Fred Jackson
Screen Fred Jackson

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Are you really judging the 2014 draft four games into the 2014 season?

You're more of a "meh". Especially in the "thinkin" department.

Enjoy that flight home Dennis.

If you want to ensure a game goes badly for a team without throwing out the QB, the kicker is an obvious choice.

wait so are you telling me that FALLING is illegal? Welcome to Goodell's NFL

Coach Christopher Nolan was visibly upset after the display, noting it should have cut to credits before Brown fell over.

But you better not dunk the ball over the goal post.

Zero fumbles caused by butts. So, no.

I can't agree with this excellent post enough...