Of the red and white squads, theirs double down on the white.

My personal favorite is the annual intrasquad scrimmage at the University of Nebconsin.

he got a job with the New York Times

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Well, you see, it's like rain. But not just any rain. No no. This rain comes on your wedding day.

Derek Jeter: It was like my best dream and my worst nightmare rolled into one. Number two everywhere.

irony ˈīrənē,ˈiərnē/ (noun)

Misusing the word "ironic" like that? He truly is a Douchebag.

When you can't trust Baseball Douchebag, who can you trust? (insert crying Indian)

And as it turns out, douchebag's do not know what irony is either.

How ironic is that use of ironic?

Can we stop for a minute and reflect on how absurd it is for a player to be wearing a patch to honor himself?

Straight up bull#2.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

I'm in the same boat. I think it's important to remind the team that not all of their fan base consists of dead-enders.

Reporter: So those goggles, is that a reference to Steve Smith's earlier comments?

I understand what you're saying, but there's a point at which you can — and should — just walk away. I was raised in DC, and I'm still rabidly loyal to all the other DC teams. But a couple of years ago, despite all of the time I'd spent on football, I walked away from it. I can't support or root for a team with such a…

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

Easy - you make shit up.