He was gonna pull the ball to left field, but being Jeter, he hit it the right way.

Still reaping the benefits of their old economic system...

Great analysis. And it shows why people are so wrong when they say things like "recruiting rankings are bs," "players develop after they get to college," etc etc. Then they cite some star in college who was ONLY A TWO STAR RECRUIT!

woo, go MAC! *goes back into corner*

Literally scrolled his name at the top of the article and had the primacy effect thing that placer where you know who you're talking to and it types out wrong. Realized my mistake immediately but won't let me edit it now that you responded.

Barry?!?!?

From the Shapiro column:

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

10 if it's in the bathroom.

Watch out, Magary, you might get some competition around here soon.

" If he weren't on the Yankees he wouldn't be worshiped like he is. It's possible he might not be worshiped at all if he played for, I dunno, the Marlins or someone like that."

In addition to keeping the money, AWSM keyed the NFL's new pickup and used its credit card for a shopping spree at Bloomie's.

Thanks Petchesky I really needed that Diet Coke to clean out my sinuses.

This comment is so, so, so good if you read it in the voice of that era Jack Nicholson.

Perhaps Harrison is seen here reacting to such savage interbestiality.

Squirrel: [bats eyelashes]

There's a guy with lower career WAR who spent a 20-year career on one team, too. Similar power, fewer hits. Name's Tony Gwynn.

He gets the attention because he has been on the Yankees. Had he been on KC his whole career he'd have zero titles, would have not been able to "tour" and some may call him underrated. Since he is on the Yankees, he gives the media a long lasting Viagra style love boner. He is a glorified Craig Biggio (who actually…

Hot takes usually don't quote relevant statistics. But, sure, the whole Jeter is old and he should retire thursday aren't the best ways to end an otherwise great rant.

And agreed on the laugh track. It makes me feel like me and that other guy are the only two people watching this.

Hot takes? I saw a bunch of statistics.