I can’t stand it I know you planned it

On its own? No. I’d be willing to accept that this was a simple error if this took place in a vacuum.

Wentz’s injury along with Russell Wilson’s piss-ass game means that once again Tom Brady is going to be the fucking MVP.

The 11-2 Eagles, who have already clinched the NFC East, now turn to Nick Foles, who once threw for 27 touchdowns and two picks in 2013 for Philly and has done nothing of note since.

So who will Trump nominate to replace Haley

Ellison is the early favorite, right? I’m assuming he probably has the highest name recognition because of his DNC chair run.

I chuckled when I saw it.

Who the fuck is Chad

Because apparently losing a game mid-season to lose your division is preferable to winning your division and losing in the conference championship game. Think of it this way: if the Big 10 and SEC did not have title games, Auburn and Wisconsin would be in this playoff. Instead we have Georgia and Alabama. At some…

Subtle, but brilliant

Am I the only one who thinks it’s really fucking weird that a 27 year old woman was dating her 50 year old boss? I mean, sure, it was consensual, but the power dynamics of that kind of relationship seem... off.

Welcome back Katter!

The fact that Hatch and Cornyn are co-sponsors adds some serious gravitas to this. Those aren’t any Republicans. They’re the President Pro Tempore and Majority Whip, respectively. I’d suspect that this will at the very least come up for a vote.

Not true. Roy Moore could absolutely beat Donald Trump.

When are we going to stop using the language of big game hunters by calling the cargo “trophies” instead of the proper term of “dismembered animal parts”?

Wrong. Those clothes were Stalin from the mall.

You yadda-yadda-yadda’d over the best part

You haven’t seen that in this case? Because that is literally what happened. There are four accusers — all on the record — and 30 different sources who have corroborated their stories. It’s all in the original Washington Post story.

That depends. Would the man in his 30s be in favor of tax cuts for the wealthy?

You could absolutely back that up if — for a completely hypothetical example — there were three other people who say the author acted that way towards them as well and they were willing to go on the record to share their stories and there were 30 different people who corroborated those accounts.