The most amazing thing about this is how easily believable it all is.

Actually, Sessions didn’t deny being honored by the KKK. He said he hadn’t, then immediately followed that up by saying he doesn’t remember every group who has ever given him an award. He probably remembered he was under oath, or maybe he just randomly decided to throw in that qualifier for absolutely no reason at…

That reminds me of this!

“He was retired.”

I caught a few of them the first time. Rereading the article now, I’m noticing at least one every sentence. Truly a dreadnought article.

I assume the change was made because they want the announcer to kiss Trump’s ass the whole time whereas Brotman would actually take the job seriously.

[Putin then removes his face, which was actually a mask this whole time, revealing his true identity as Terrell Owens]

I concur with the others -- you should absolutely go fuck yourself.

Actually, more than half of the country voted against Trump. Also, a majority of voters voted to put a Democrat in the Senate. But we live in a country that divides itself with arbitrarily drawn borders that separate populations, thus giving us a situation where one party can get more than 50% of the vote but 0% of…

This was the article:

So, uh, are we going to talk about the blatantly false and misleading article you wrote yesterday that said the intelligence report on Russian interference in the election “provided no evidence” or are we all just going to pretend that never happened?

I emailed them about a week ago but I never got a response. I think this article is their way of addressing it, which is disappointing. Nobody is paying attention to us here in Tallahassee and I feel like if we lose no one will know about it. That’s what scares me the most.

Uh... yes, actually. If your backup is capable of leading your team without a significant dropoff in the team’s overall quality or record, by definition you do not add much value, thus making it kinda hard to say that you are the “most valuable.” Brady has only missed extended playing time twice — the Patriots went…

I appreciated the extensive appendixes and maps detailing Monica’s re-telling of the War of the Ring, which is really a lost chapter in history. She lost me a bit when she started talking about the role hobbits played in special forces missions behind enemy lines, but I look forward to watching the three-part…

It kinda blows my mind that Hannah Gold (and many others!) think our nation’s entire intelligence apparatus has a duty to reveal its sources and methods in a declassified report. I cannot think of a single instance that any intelligence agency did that. If that’s what she’s referring to, she’s absolutely correct: that…

How is it that nobody has posted David Blaine’s GREATEST illusion?

There are at least two or three things that happened on this play that I’m pretty sure are against the rules and the refs blatantly missed, but it was fucking awesome and came in a game that doesn’t matter so let’s just roll with it.

On January 20, I will consider Vincente Fox a better man and a better leader than the fucken President

The Mexican Day Parade thing was a pretty good idea, actually.

I’m sure it’ll work out fine. Every year they’ll find a different disabled person for Trump to mock.