They changed the city’s name to Mumbai specifically to avoid the potential mix-up

Republicans believe that women are objects and the First Lady should be no different.

The article doesn’t even mention shit like this, which is happening right now in Tallahassee, Florida.

BREAKING: Short-fingered fuck acts petty; “compensating for something” cited as possible motive

She could be referring to soul food, but that’s not what she said. She said “black people food.” Black people are not like rabbits. They don’t eat a special type of food ground from a variety of herbs and grasses. Soul food is enjoyed by plenty of people from different races.

I disagree. All signs point to Trump wanting a less n***** Navy.

NFL teams will consider drafting a man to their organization who was caught punching a woman in the face, but his ass is out of there the moment he creates a distraction!

I’m curious as to what game has the worst review to revenue ratio? Because looking at No Man’s Sky’s haul, I feel like I could venture a pretty accurate guess.

I heard that Cruella deVille is slated to head the Department of Canine Protection and Samuel Jackson was picked to direct the Department of Transportation and Serpents

No, no, no. The point is to punish the woman.

Yeah, THEY were the ones who said he was injured to begin with. This is literally the dumbest way of handling this (and it’s already pretty dumb to get rid of Taylor to begin with).

I’m on my knees fucking praying that the Bills release him and this becomes a problem. Not just because they will lose out on nearly $30 million if they do so, but because they would be stupid to get rid of a decent quarterback to begin with. I feel like there is a certain point where a team just bottoms out and can’t…

He shouldn’t be executed because he very obviously WANTS to be executed. Let him live the longest, most agonizing life in prison. Do everything possible to keep him alive until he’s 150. Maybe on his deathbed he might understand why what he did was wrong.

Do you think we should all start coming to the obvious conclusion that maybe — just maybe — Andrew Luck isn’t as good as we thought he would be?

Uh... you do realize that the way the Electoral College works creates these things called “swing states,” right? The election that just took place in November was determined by the vote in just four or five states. If you think candidates pandering to a small handful of specific regions is bad, you should be against…

Yeah, I hate it when decisions are made by a majority of people picking one option over the other. We should force the majority to spread themselves out geographically over arbitraily drawn boundaries for reasons I do not care to elaborate upon.

So I’m going to be honest and admit that I totally forgot that Geno Smith even existed. He apparently started a game this year and left midway. He did not start at all in 2015.

Could any car aficionados tell me why the 0-60 time is always used in advertising cars? In all my years of driving I have never had the need to accelerate from a full stop to 60 mph in three seconds or less.

At this point it we should probably be more concerned about how many months of life he has left rather than how many months of money he has left. To be honest, it wouldn’t surprise me if they ran out at the same time.

The administration enacts institutional reforms. But nothing happened!