"Say this for Lee Harvey Oswald: His aim was of professional quality, a short, explosive shot. And his target's head snapped back and to the left, because he had been shot."

Gus Johnson is a terrible announcer for everything he does. I can't think of a more obnoxious person to call the play-by-play (though Chris Berman desperately wants to be on par with him). Pair him up with Phil Simms or Dan Dusseldorf or something (with Tony Kornheiser to crack jokes!) and you have the worst…

I particularly like the "a$$hole," which I think implies that I only feel it's funny because I'm influenced by money?

I'd rather punish someone who committed a violent crime than expose a hypocrite. I think that's far more important. Roger Goodell has already been exposed as a hypocrite anyway.

I'm starting to find the comments almost funnier than the mistake itself. We're dissecting this like it's the Zapruder film or something.

I think I like this. It's like the whole team is responsible for the error.

Hmm, I hadn't thought about that. Though to be honest, Mike Pereria is kind of an idiot and I can't actually recall him saying anything that turned out to be correct.

I fully believe that the NFL is lying about their knowledge of what occurred. I don't think that upholding the suspension will necessarily mean that Goodell gets out of this in one piece. I'd rather have at least one domestic abuser suspended forever than none. And something tells me that the NFL will have to beef up…

That's what I'm wondering: Does the ref have to look at the coach before he whistles for the timeout? I can't think of any examples because this is so stupid I honestly can't remember this ever occurring. But typically the coach stands behind the sideline ref and the yelling came from far behind him, so maybe the ref…

I don't know about you, but if I dropped meat on the floor I'd say, "Crap! I dropped some meat on the floor. Let me pick it up right this very second and see if it's still alright."

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen happen to the Jets, but isn't this gaffe technically on the official? He didn't take the time to notice who was yelling for the timeout. If this happened with the replacement refs, the Jets would (laughably) be considered martyrs for having his happen to them .

Good luck having a rooting interest in this case.

Is there any particular reason why northwest Florida is showing Atlanta-Cincinnati? They usually show the Dolphins. I'm scratching my head as to why they're not showing that game here. There are two Florida teams playing in the CBS 1:00 slot and neither of them are in Tallahassee for some reason.

Take him off the doggone field. Because you know what? As a man, that's the only thing we really respect. We don't respect no women, we don't respect no kids. The only thing Roger and them do—take him off the field, because they respect that.

Gary Schultz is NOT the supervisor of PSU campus police. He had a position where he "oversaw" campus police, but he is not a police officer. His real position was as the Vice President of Finance and Business. He's a businessman. In any case, even after Paterno told Schultz and saw that Schultz did nothing, Paterno…

No, he never reported it to the police. That's what the whole controversy was about. He told his bosses (who did nothing) and left it at that. If he had told the police, Sandusky would have been arrested years earlier. I don't know where you are getting your information about Paterno, but it's incorrect. He would have…

Well, how could this not be a reactionary stance? Am I supposed to be able to predict into the future that Ray Rice will hit his wife? It's only possible to react to what already occurred, so I have no clue what point you're trying to make there. Yes, the enablers of violent felons should be punished. The fact that…

So finally we have a college football playoff and both the Big 10 and ACC are already taking shits on themselves three weeks into the season. And you know the Big 12 is going to suck. Keep your eyes open for another SEC national champion this year. In fact, I'd be surprised if the top four teams in the playoff are not…

Actually, it was meant to imply that you don't think domestic violence is a big deal and shouldn't be a punishable offense, which is evidenced by the fact that you wrote:

Now that I think of it, his helmet does say "ACC"