Good, I need a replacement for my Ron Mexico jersey.

I agree. I never liked this show. Everything just felt so... corny. I hated all the characters. They all seemed like obnoxious yuppies. The characters on Seinfeld were obnoxious yuppies as well, but that was acknowledged and mocked. On Friends it feels like they're oblivious to that. And I'm not crazy about Seinfeld,…

Nope, but Ray Rice jerseys still are! Get them in pink to support women (or something)!

The turf down there is terrible. It's terrible. It's just inconsistent. It's all the little trays of grass and some of them are soft and some of them are firm and they don't all fit well together, those seams...some of it feels like a sponge, some of it feels real firm and hard like the Miami surface. One step…

The only way I'm going to an NFL game is if I can bring my "Roger Goodell is Ray Rice's Left Hand" sign to the game.

Could someone please, please ask Kevin Byrne if he still likes Ray Rice? You remember when a leather-bound copy of Das Kapital was offered to the first person who questioned the NCAA's labor model? Offer something to someone who asks that to Kevin Byrne. Please.

It's the fact that the Ravens have so proudly stood behind their player that really makes me think that they deserve more blame than the NFL. Goodell's punishment was a joke, plain and simple. But it's more than the Ravens have done, which is nothing.

And so why wouldn't they just bench him or deactivate him? I don't expect the Ravens to cut him, but to just trot along and have him go out and play like everything is okay is just as bad on the Ravens as it is on the NFL. Hell, it's even worse, actually. The NFL may have botched their punishment, but there's no…

This is a Deadspin Video, in which strange sports moments are slowed down to ridiculous speeds and matched with indie music.

Obviously the NFL seriously fucked up with this one, but just out of curiosity, don't the Ravens have the ability to levy their own punishment on Ray Rice? I remember back when the Eagles had Terrell Owens the organization suspended him just for being an idiot. I remember the Patriots punished Wes Welker for saying…

Agreed. Seems like a major overreaction that could simply be solved with some PR.

It actually sounds throughout most of the email like he wants to diversify his fan base. Maybe I'm crazy, but it really doesn't seem that racist. In fact, it almost feels like the opposite.

Northeast Derp State might consider Clemson a rival, but I'm not sure Clemson considers Northeast Derp State a rival.

Kind of a ranty question that's a little off-topic: Why does everything have to be "dark and gritty" now? A lot of Marvel's superheroes work well with "dark and gritty" stuff because that's more or less how they were meant to be when they were created. D.C.'s roster of heroes (with the notable exception of Batman) is…

That was meant to be a jab at Nebraska for playing like a heaping pile of cow dung for 59 minutes, despite the fun game. I remember a few years ago Auburn and Utah State had a fantastic early season game featuring a late onside kick recovery and Auburn went on to win. The favorite obviously never wants those types of…

Congrats to Nebraska for offering the best game today thus far. Everything else has been fucking atrocious. I'd rather have an interesting game end with the favorite winning like Nebraska did than watch Alabama or Clemson fucking violate Northeast Derp State 168-0.

Well a lot of Orlando residents still seem to think it's 1974, so that theory checks out.

This is an excellent idea.

I vote for this feature

What's the more useless feature in football: kicking the extra point or sideline reporters?