The exact mentality surrounding Michael Bay and his stupid brand of films is so god damn frustrating. You either love it or can just fuck off. There's no debate or analysis or discussion that's allowed, like there is for every other film created by human beings. You just sit there and watch it and either like it or…

I've long argued that our currency needs a more consistent theme. Right now the lineup (not counting the $2) is Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin. WTF is that? Grant isn't even regarded as a particularly good president and yet he gets the $50. Jackson is extremely controversial. Hamilton and…

Does anyone else not enjoy the self-aware bad movies? They're not that funny. It's more interesting to watch a movie in which they're actually trying to be good but failing in every way possible. Plan 9 From Outer Space, Battlefield Earth, Manos, Troll 2, and so on will always be far more entertaining. They're train…

When the hell is ESPN going to get rid of these two assholes? I have never met an individual who likes hearing them. In fact, anyone who has anything to say about First Take only has negative comments to make of it. And they say wayyyy more stupid shit than all the other people on ESPN do. How exactly is their show…

Are you seriously comparing a golfer with an NFL player? Those are completely different sports with completely different cultures surrounding them.

That's an absolutely beautiful looking high school. Too bad it has to be so ugly on the inside.

True story: I saw something like this happen about six inches from my face. I have a pet mouse, and he was getting some free-run time on my window sill with the windows closed (but with the blinds open). I was observing him play when suddenly a falcon swooped down with his talons open to try and catch my mouse, but…

Am I the only one who thinks it's kind of an ugly watch? How the hell do you even read that? There's way too much crap shoved in there. I like my watches to have numbers 1-12 and hour, minute and (maybe) a second hand. Because I don't like things that are different.

Uh, is that VoiceOfRussia link a joke? Is it like... a parody news site? Because all the articles there are blatant Russian propaganda. Look at their headlines for goodness sake. Is the NSA going to start tracking me now that I've visited that site? Jesus, Jalopnik.

Yet more evidence that MLB is completely out of touch with the rest of humanity

That's not really hilarious. That just sounds like a lazy plot contrivance thought up to force two characters to interact with each other. And religious people would complain about that because it would be mocking the sanctity of marriage or something like that.

That's a good point. He acts like he has some kind of shield from criticism. Here I am trying to organize his actions into something resembling sense and it's futile because he'd probably do exactly what you just said.

I think McFarlane's main target audience is youngish, white, straight, left-leaning, agnostic guys. That specific demographic is pretty much immune from being mocked on Family Guy or American Dad or whatever the heck his other show is called. And you're right; perhaps he actually is an ally in real life, but his…

To me, the what's really fascinating about this is not so much that it's offensive, but that it manages to upset both sides of the argument. If it were more blatantly offensive it would only cause an outrage in one or the other. To appreciate the true stupidity of this, we have to take a moment and realize that no one…

Don't NFL players criticize gay marriage all the time? Every year I hear of at least two or three players who say something homophobic and get roasted. I remember Mike Wallace said something dumb last year. Chris Kluwe, Michael Sam and that guy from the Ravens are literally the only current players I can think of that…

This is going to please literally no one. If you support gay marriage, then this is making a mockery of everything that has been fought for. If you're against gay marriage, then this is making a mockery of a religious practice. I cannot even fathom what kind of stupid fuck thinks this is a good idea.

You're still making an assumption. You don't even know if he's tried communicating with her and she just didn't take it seriously. What she's saying is that his emotions come out at once, not that this issue was suddenly sprung upon her. And even if this is the first time she's learned of him having an issue with…

Uh, she admits in her post that she knew their sex life was tapering off, so she actually is aware that there is a problem. And where are you even getting that quote? She says in her post that he had been acting normal, which is in reference to his treatment of her (as in not launching sarcastic diatribes complete…

Again, you're making assumptions here when you know nothing. For all you know, he tried talking to her many times and finally contacted her like this (which she says he has never done) because he felt it was the only way to get through to her. You know nothing of if, when, or how often this issue was discussed, so…

Again, I'd like to point out that just because your partner doesn't sit you down and talk about a lack of sex doesn't mean that you can't take the initiative to have sex with your partner. In fact, she admits that she realizes their sex life has tapered off in recent months. Furthermore, I would also like to point out…