Meh, it wasn't really immature. I probably would have guessed something similar if our roles were reversed. I actually find it pretty funny when people think I've give myself a screen name that would be so... crass. Considering the subject matter here, I just felt it necessary to clarify that my name is in reference…

Actually, for the record, you have no clue if he talked to her and she simply didn't take it seriously. But that's not my point.

One of them has to take the step to make the other one happy. Specifically criticizing either of them is unfair, since neither of them have taken the time to work around their schedule for their spouse. This is my whole point. It's both of their faults.

This is the exact problem. Neither of them are willing to take the extra step so they can both be happy. It would be easier for her to have sex in the morning, but he doesn't want to. It would be easier for him to have sex in the evening, but she doesn't want to. For a relationship to work eventually someone has to…

It's actually a nickname I've had since I was a kid, and it refers to the animal. I didn't realize until around high school or so that the name can take on a very different meaning, especially in the wrong context. But screw that, it's my nickname and I like it. Not everything is sexual.

Perhaps he should try initiating sex before she goes to the gym? Maybe in the morning before work? Being married means being part of a team, you're not trying to one-up the other person. These two are being petty with one another. That's the exact opposite of the point of being in a romantic relationship.

Someone should make a really great movie about this guy's rise to power. Maybe not have it be specifically about him, but like a character that's clearly meant to be him.

I think all this is great, but the most pressing question still lingers:

The fuck happened?

I don't see why people think this is funny. We know for a fact that Russian insurgents have held the village of Hovärd-Sturns'as for at least three weeks. This interview confirms that it was them.

This planet has had a shitty day. Thank you, goat, for putting a smile on my face.

God damn, what the fuck is this guy droning on about? That was the most boring speech in the history of dumbass college football head coach speeches, which is a pretty god damn boring history with the exception of a few notable speeches like "Win One for the Gipper" and "I'm a Man; I'm Forty."

I actually didn't say anything about rape culture. I said you have a mental deficiency because you're incapable of reading. The quote was sarcastic in tone, and you think it was serious for some reason that I cannot understand.

After everyone burns their LeBron jerseys on Calle Ocho they'll forget that a sport called "basketball" exists and is played in some parts of the world

I have mixed feelings about this. All the bandwagoners will leave the Heat. Ticket prices will be reasonable again. Only devoted fans will be going to the games now.

Boy, that must be real awkward having to work for a boss that wrote that weird ass letter about you.

I remember while studying Associated Press-style writing they'd specifically berate us for saying "entitled" instead of "titled."

While I find this article ridiculous, I must say it's piqued my curiosity. What kind of numbers would a GLORY BOY LeBron James-level quarterback put up? Or a running back? Wide receiver? Stiker? Goalie? League of Legends player?

Um, do you have a mental deficiency or something? Both of the quotes you lifted from the article are clearly sarcastic in tone. It's dry humor.

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