I think the real miracle, here, is that Mysticat didn’t say “h’wuuuut’s up guise???” or greet us in any way at the start of the video (which is not a livestream).

Thanks to some jerk named Newton, Link will slowly descend over time while gliding (and will fall completely when out of stamina).

It requires you to equip a bomb rune and weapon or bow, face generally south (no one knows why it only works when facing south)

“farming-cum-puzzle game”

My favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke entered the cantina, and proceeded to run around and learn a single alien word from every villainous creature in there.

I felt like the dialogue was basically just old 90's/00's “radical” speak, but they just swapped out a couple of words for more modern slang. Which that mishmash kind of put it in a weird “does this even exist anywhere” feeling for me.

Doctor Strange: “Now, Peter, in order to travel through the multiverse, you need to wear this black & gold version of your costume.”

Well I, for one, subscribe to OnlyFans for the articles.

I saw the packets and they were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

Literally saw a clip where a guy said: “I’m not a computer expert. I don’t know what this means. But the CNNs of the world, they need to start reporting this and stop fact-checking it!”

I heard Lindell hid next to the internet and caught the packets in a pillowcase, but then the Chinese hacked it open and the packets escaped. God damnit.

His expert knew option A lead to being sued for $1.3 billion.

Axiom Verge 2

Good to see a release date for Eastward. 

I was literally yelling at my dad the other day about shit like this, and his major hangup was “I don’t know what you mean by ‘disporportionate.’”

Another tech demo without art direction.

I work for the BBC, which Transformer is this?

Isn’t sarcasm supposed to be funny? My advice to you, if you want people not to criticize your “sarcasm,” would be to at least make it be funny, and also not idiotic and completely hack. 

French press is actually one of the cheapest ways to make coffee.

what a shitty thing to think