Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

I was only dimly aware of these before, now my interest in piqued (squeaked?).

I definitely think an Explore mode will make it easier for players to figure the game out and then maybe go back to the Survival stuff once they’re better prepared. 

Agreed. The atmosphere on this game looked great - I bought the soundtrack because ‘Campfires’ was just a beautiful piece of music, but I loathe survival games. No matter how much time I supposedly have, I’m always preoccupied with the bars ticking down and it usually kills any other experience I’m supposed to be…

I'm confused, the post references Hazy Maze Cave but the video and other descriptions reference Shifting Sands. 

Come on Brian, there are kids that read Kotaku.

I would love to eat one of these adult cream pies in my Subaru FUCKS

Conan would probably think it was hilarious to be honest.  He isn’t one to shy away from poking fun at himself, or allowing others to do the same to him.  He can dish it AND take it. 

All in all, I think it would be because Conan may actually notice it and observe it on his show.

“Unless that was poorly-worded sarcasm, I guess.”

Like the entire article is sarcasm

Thats clearly sarcasm

Actually, it’s Polish for ‘buttercup,’ but his name was changed to ‘Dandelion’ for the English translation as something of a localization, because the connotation of ‘buttercup’ is different between the two languages.

In 2001 I was 11 years old. And all I wanted was a Gamecube.

i asked for a power glove for my NES and got this, it was a motion controller for the NES called the U-Force. It was every bit as shitty and broken as you could imagine.

The same year I got a GameCube, my brother got me a me a basketball game. I have absolutely no interest in basketball, and my brother knew this. He got the game for himself. So it wasn't even that the gift was bad, it was a completely selfish act.

I’ve got a (can’t spell it) weeegeee board my sister ripped out of my hands opened and desperately wanted to talk to the spirits with. Christmas day her love of the paranormal died as I played it honest and didn’t move the pointer.

Had an old VHS growing up that we had taped A Goof Troop Christmas, Teddy Bear Christmas and other TV specials onto. It included commercials and I will forever associate Christmas with Mario Paint because of it.

Awesome, now if we get PSVR support I will buy Minecraft for the... fourth time I think...

I went to a private school because racial tensions were running high in the public school system when I was young (early 1990's). My parents couldn’t afford it, but they weren’t about to have a dead child on their hands so they did what they felt was right.