#VideoGamesExplainedBadly :)

Inside - a fun game about going to the beach with your friends.

Never forget.

They can disinfect them over an open flame, the same way I disinfect my balls.

Reminds me of the Dinotopia books.

Its seems to combine things that some fundamentalists hate. Witchcraft, the existence of dinosaurs and women who have their own aspirations.

Oh you are gonna love this ! :D

Tentative Handjob is the name of my emo band.

Tentative Handjob is the name of my emo band.

If so, it succeded in both accounts.

just remember everyone. The TSA confiscates liquids in case they are a bomb. They then throw these alleged bombs in the trash...right next to them...in the busiest part of the airport...in case they are bombs...with all the other ‘bombs’ that they confiscated. right there. If this doesn’t tell us just how idiotic our…

I am still filled with Old Canon knowledge that seeing a Star Destroyer operating in atmosphere and not immediately crashing makes my eye twitch.

In totally unrelated news, I will remain single forever.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

You refuse exercises with silly names? Because they ooze of insecure fear of being seen as less macho? Isn’t that just revealing your own insecurity? Your muscles don’t care a bit about the name.

I felt the same way. They stopped monitoring fuel usage, flight dynamics, etc. in favor of more whizz-bang. The Gardes just start feeling like Mary Sue OP machines.

This game is giving me all sorts of life. I feel like a badass when I clear a locked room full of enemies. You know, after 20 tries.

I cannot, for the life of of me, get the chain dash move down, though.

THERE it is. Sweet moonsteppin’ Jesus here I come.

Yep. No one’s gonna have to serve that sign pizza in Indiana.

Also, in 2000 (nearly a half a century after a landmark study established the link between cigarettes and lung cancer), he wrote: “Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.” He has repeatedly slashed smoking cessation programs and takes money…

I still play Wipeout Pure on my PSP.