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At least with this one, I like to think they did it with a sense of humor.

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He just doesn’t know the words to the song:

The venn diagram between 50+ year-old Japanese businessmen, people on twitter, and people who don’t take themselves too seriously is 3 circles loosely held together by this one guy.

I see what you tried to do there.

How exactly does spinning around in a flaming tornado shooting fire and lightning everywhere and racking up 400+ hit combos get stale for you?

God that was a good game.

I just realized this game does a thing that really bugs me! Here I am, playing as Captain Biff Space-o from the future, and my health-monitoring ultra cell phone doesn’t have a flashlight. As a result, I’m forced to make a torch and then put it down all the time while using other items. It’s Doom 3 all over again.

how do i shot ERROR?

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I know, right?! This game is absolutely insane, and if you survive long enough, it will drive you absolutely insane. Just look at the best run in the world so far:

Honestly, even if she didn’t cheat on you, I would break up with her over the TP roll. That is messed up and adults shouldn’t do that.

“All the wrong games,” but set to the tune of “All The Small Things.”

If your wife is a 28 year old balding muscular man then yes, I fit that bill. Hi honey.

Sure it is, but I think it was pretty obvious how it was defined in the context of the article.

Give it a little tappy, tap tap taparoo.

People spend $18 for a 2 hour movie...why is $18 for a 3 hour game expensive?

The only winning move is not to play.

In the 2016 Conan becomes Supreme Overlord of South Korea.

I have to admit, Trump’s advisor looks nothing like what I’d have expected.