Thought it was Romulux

UNKARTED

I realistically swam away from Call of Duty.

Via The Seattle Times, here's your first look at Valve's Steam Machine prototype—a super-high-end machine that will be sent out to 300 beta testers later this year. (Those are Valve employees standing with it: from left to right, Eric Hope, Anna Sweet, Greg Coomer and D.J. Powers.)

No, she looks sober.

To be fair, a lot of things didn't even occur to the executives at MS.

Sometimes I read comments that are obvious jokes and I think, man that is really funny. Then I read the serious replies and get sad.

When are we gonna get a game that doesn't allow you to swing a giant pole axe left and right when you're in a small tight corridor BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A SMALL TIGHT CORRIDOR.

I really didn't expect much from the description, given how bored I am with Minecraft-esque games being absolutely everywhere.

I'm with Denholm Reynholm:

A lot of this stuff we already knew about, but it all sounds pretty great regardless. Love the idea of spectating people playing games on my friend list, too. No more PM'ing people on PSN asking if something they're playing is good, just watch them play and decide for yourself.

No ads? wtf sony I want to pay for my ads!!!! I'm officially canceling my pre-order.

My underwater circles bring all the fish to the yard
And they're like, it's more symmetrical than yours
Damn right, it's more symmetrical than yours
I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

A few more details from my notes:

Article title should be beer batters fish, fez 2 fried

actually you can play the game with an xbox controller, not as easy as with a keyboard, but the controller setup was there.

Best kids movie ever.

This is totally fake.

It's almost like you want people to think that you're just a bitter, defensive, insulting douchebag with no sense of humor.