A masterpiece.

Wow, I thought I was taking my time because I’m 180 hours in and still haven’t fought Gannon, but I’ve done a ton more than you. What in the world have you been doing this whole time?

I thought the first one looked incredible but this might be even better.

Well hot dog, that’s the only thing it needed to be the absolute best for the price.

Well hot dog, that’s the only thing it needed to be the absolute best for the price.

Yeah, I totally misread that as “how many of you HAVE started playing games this generation.”

I just got a Switch, but that’s my only current generation console.

I got one for Christmas and I have nothing bad to say about it. I’m very pleased.

I got one for Christmas and I have nothing bad to say about it. I’m very pleased.

Hey look, a radio tower down in the valley, that makes sense. Or maybe it does, I don’t know anything about radio towers.

They won’t turn on him because they don’t care about facts. Fox news and Trump himself will inevitably blame Democrats when the jobs they were promised never come back. It doesn’t matter that it was never going to happen and that the Democrats had nothing to do with it, his loyal base will still blame them.

“Humble’s equally enormouse Spring Sale.” Might want to change that to “enormous.” Unless it’s some sort of really large mouse.

“Humble’s equally enormouse Spring Sale.” Might want to change that to “enormous.” Unless it’s some sort of really…

Dark MetRoguevania. I’m coining that one right now.

Right? I just unzip, slip my thumb through the fly and pull the front of the underwear (any kind) down and pee over the top. No need to open the flap, no need to undo the pants button and belt.

Right? I just unzip, slip my thumb through the fly and pull the front of the underwear (any kind) down and pee over…

I had the exact same thought!

I’ll be starting my next hundred hours of Breath of the Wild! I just can’t get enough.

I can’t believe I’ve watched 300 episodes, time really flies. Congratulations!

How much of his day is spent contemplating questions that could be answered in 5 minutes by a 7th grader?

I was checking the comments to make sure someone else corrected the spelling issues. I die a little inside when I see stuff like this get published.

Wait, you dropped all your shields to avoid being struck by lightning? You can just un-equip them.

“At a certain point while on psychedelics an ATM might as well be the hoverbike level in Battletoads.” This is my favorite sentence. 

We’ve given LSD to the firefighters, let’s see if anyone notices.