There will be a place in hell for you. Please just prepare a little space for me as I know I will be joining you. :)

New evil heartless me laughed. I felt a little bit bad, then snickered again.

Whichever way you look at it; it’s a good thing.

Plus it’s not the girlfriend’s fault they broke up. He was obviously seeing someone on the side.

I just wanted to join in on the puns. “Aside”.

We’re all over here to your left.

He sees what you did there.

I ain’t saying he’s ugly even with the eye: I’m just relieving the tense awkwardness that comes from everyone noticing it but nobody wanting to be the person to say it.

Trump isn’t awful because he has orange hair. Chris Christie isn’t a fuck because he is fat. Bill Cosby isn’t gross because he is walleyed. Ann Coulter isn’t a terrible person because she has a horse-face. Yet any post about any of these people is going to yield comments about their looks.

Agreed. Back in the pre-digital days I had some intimate photos of a girlfriend (taken with her consent) and when we broke up I thought, “welp, she probably doesn’t want me to have these anymore” so I destroyed them. But then, I’m also not a complete piece of shit.

As someone born with eye problems and who has had multiple painful surgeries to make my eyes look “normal” and who grew up surrounded by people who would assume there’s something wrong with *me* because my eyes are weird . . . there’s a reason why, even when dealing with despicable people, it’s important to take the…

It’s quite silly. I had pics of me spread around, I was like, “Enjoy em, fuckers. I look good. That’s why I sent em. That’s why you kept em.”

Is he looking at me or you?

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He’s actually not a bad looking guy, but yeah, the posting pics of an ex, that’s a deal breaker.

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

Go click. There should be nothing there to offend you. Other than Bieber.

The blown out eye isn’t creepy. The entire “posting an ex on the internet” is creepy as heck.