Sounds like this gem but with cannibals. I already love it.

From Deadline, which has a picture of Timothy looking shocked and another of Drew with (a more blended) red smoothie:

I know Laura Wasser is supposedly the best celebrity divorce lawyer out there, but if Angelina Jolie is acting on her advice with all of this, she is giving terrible advice because Angelina has been coming out of this divorce looking like a jerk who doesn’t want Brad to have any access to their kids. Maybe there is a…

If there weren’t half a dozen kids involved I’d be laughing at Brad Pitt right now. What did he expect having half a dozen kids in 3 years with a woman who has taken TWO trips to the psyche ward? He loved the endless drama and the grotesque level of media manipulation...and now he’s on the receiving end. Jennifer…

It’s so very, “I have information about the hacking that no one else knows. I’ll tell you on Tuesday or Wednesday.”

I can’t prove any of this, but I believe that celebrities generate this kind of publicity for their careers and for no other reason. If they wanted a nice quiet divorce, they would have gotten one. But, no. Brad had a movie coming out....just before this story broke. Just like when Russell Crowe gets into a barfight…

It’s good to have strong women around a man to teach him to respect women

In the 90's I really thought she and Billy Bob would make it work because who else is enough of a lunatic to tolerate the other?
Plus their crazy seemed to match each other’s crazy.

If Kylie Jenner’s own calendar has her birthday wrong, that’s just evidence of the obvious fact that she doesn’t have much involvement with her products.

Is it just me or is Angelina going way too hard on this? Sort of like she doth protest too much? This whole big secret proclamation is over the top.

The things that Nicole Kidman & Katie Holmes know about Tom Cruise.............what I would give to know!

George. George! You got us, George. You crazy sumbitch.

Her original face is lovely.

Who??? How many faces ago?

Is “Brad Pitt” not even a real person, but a decades-long George Clooney prank?

Watching Kylie “cry” is like when there were all those photos of Suri Cruise in heels when she was like a toddler and we thought “Let Suri run!” Now I want to think “Let Kylie cry!” But Kylie might not actually be classified as homo sapien anymore. So not sure crying is an option really. Never forget:

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

I say give custody of those kids to Jennifer Aniston. They need a place to chill.

The truth about Brad Pitt is he left Jennifer Anniston for a psychopath and now he is finally realizing it.

remember a few weeks ago, the whole pedo A lister/”Family man” rumor? my darkest self wants it to be him.