We’re all going straight to heil.

This is wrong, Anne Frankly, we’re being offensive.

I know, Reich?

German women just Goebbeled that book up.

Hitler published a second, less well received novel, “Mein Kramps” which was a book of recipes and herbal remedies for women experiencing painful mestruation.

That cat is way too involved with his pillow. The expression on his face is nothing short of post-coital glow.

I’ve been home watching TV for the past 10 days and I’m now convinced the only pillow worthy of my head is the Magic Pillow

In all the pieces I’ve read since the election, none has hit the wounded spot in my heart like this. God. THIS. This is what I’ve been feeling the last two months and couldn’t quite say.

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

Tyga is a human turd and it grinds my gears to see him carry on with Kylie the way he does - it’ll just give other human turds confidence to extend their turd hand. 2016- the year of the human turd.

but it remains to be seen if she’ll go for this, let alone Kendall!”

The only two things I know about Kendall Jenner is that her name is Kendall Jenner and maybe she’s a model now or something? but that picture alone gives me the vibe that she’s not down with breathing the same air as Tyga, let alone doing anything else with him.

Most of the time I find this stuff too in-the-gutter to be believable, but in this case...I completely believe Tyga is either gross enough to be into it or stupid enough to not realize it’s incest.

At least he had the decency to go after the siblings one at a time. Yeah, still kinda repulsive, but not anywhere near as bad as “Hey, wanna have a threesome with your sister?”

That picture of Carrie Fisher watching Debbie Reynolds just made tears spring to my eyes at my desk.

Why is that repulsive? If he struck out with #1 going for #2 seems maybe a little pathetic (who would want to be second choice?) but not totally gross

It’s a rare kind of animal, sort of like a leech but way fatter and more disgusting. It lives on other people’s money.

A brain-damaged poor lottery winner dipped in YSL cologne.

Yeah, just. No. No x 1,000.