He has 2 big dicks.

*vomits*

Some people say that Ivanka now types his tweets, while sitting on daddy’s lap in a negligee. Some people are saying that.

Don’t listen to VoteyMcVoterface. This is ALWAYS funny. I look forward to more of these when Hillary is president and Trump is still bellyaching months later

Well, damn. He delivers on zero of his promises before he’s even elected and they still think he’s the great white hope. I need a sedative.

And proof his mother didn’t fuck an orangutan resulting in his birth

All true but I was still surprised. Either way it’s almost over. That’s really all that matters to me now.

Jujy!!!! my face is red!

I knew this was going to be an unpopular joke, but I still went for it.

He actually proved he “was a big dick”. Maybe it’s a typo in the article?

I’m still waiting for him to release proof he has a big dick.

I’m an 19 year old woman and voted (early) for the first time. I live in Florida in a mostly white, older area and go to university here. Everyone was really sweet and thought I was a cute first time voter. It was a positive experience until I walked out into the parking lot and saw a car with  Trump and “I carry a…

This is the first presidential election I’ve voted at an actual polling place. I gave myself lots of time this morning, but there wasn’t any line at my polling place when I was there. The guy who checked me in was kind of an idiot though. And it’s amusing have a dude over seventy explain to me (a 26 year old) how…

I voted in rural, Republican PA with my RINO husband. We brought our three young kids. They all “helped” him cast a straight Dem party ticket on the touchscreen machine. I managed to smash the patriarchy unassisted. We applied our “I voted” stickers, thanked the poll workers, and were back in the car in well under 5…

The guy in front of me this morning presented his ID, to which the poll worker said “This expired in June.” He said “what?”..She promptly started reading him the list of other acceptable forms of ID (I live in Ohio) and he shouts “Forget it!” and storms out of the place, leaving the poll worker dumbfounded.

There was a lady with two little boys (maybe 8-10) in the voting booth next to me, and I thought it was really sweet. It’s so important to teach our kids the importance of voting, and show them how it’s done so they’re not so nervous the first time they do it as adults.