what?????? are they on chems so now they see chemtrails in their brains?

When she read that, even Chris was probably going, “I can’t believe I had such an idiot.”

75 planes in 15 minutes? I grew up right by Newark Airport and certainly never saw 75 planes in 15 minutes.

Can’t Brad just buy some new kids?

I don’t care how petty it is, I am here for Chyna dragging Wendy Williams.

I can’t believe Brangelina actually hate each other this much. Initially, I thought Angelina was divorcing Brad so she could adopt him but I guess not.

New accent t-shirts coming tonight

Brad Pitt was a stoner when she married him.

“I pray for Trump to accidentally bite his tongue every time he tells a lie.”

I pray that the “Trump can’t read” meme spreads far and wide after the election so that everywhere Trump goes, people point and snicker at him.

I pray for him to pour a bowl of cereal each day only to find that someone drank all of his milk.

I pray that his hands change size every time he reaches for something, so that he can never get a grip on anything like money, Ivanka’s hips, and anyone’s pussy.

What’s wrong with you? Are you sick?

No no. Stay. Sad Jeb jokes are always welcome.

Jeb, you should have said “I like the cut of your Jeb”

I pray that Trump will forever have sex but just edge, and never actually cum again.

I pray for Trump to trust a fart and be betrayed, while in public, at least once a month.

That’s a solid list. I’d also add:

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.