You have to, at the very least, disclose it in the questionnaire if asked. All sexual assault cases will ask if you or a close family member have ever been a victim or convicted of sexual assault. Important to note here, the jury foreman was a man, not a woman.

So relieved that the jury foreman situation did not save this guy. A second chance to do the right thing and they took it. Good job, society.

“four hours to convict him of five counts of aggravated rape, two counts of aggravated sexual battery and unlawful photography.”

I am sorry, but that was my first “go to” as well - especially after today’s scumbag that only got two years and was out after only 15 months - how long will he serve? Seems an important question...

I was traumatised, and I don’t say that lightly.

Oh, he was drinking? Give him a pass then.

Read it out in Linsday Lohan’s new #LILOHAN accent, and it makes more sense. No wait, it makes the same amount of sense but sounds weirdly entertaining.

I completely believe that a stranger showed up at a party and just gave her a car, and that he wasn’t someone who was paid to show up and pretend to be a stranger who just gives her a car.

I desperately need the poncho/scarf combo Jlaw is wearing.

A strange man showed up to Kendall Jenner’s 21st birthday party and handed her the keys to a $250,000 Rolls-Royce. And then, claims Kardashian, Kendall got so drunk that she forgot all about it.

How is “I’m sure my Mom took it.” not the best and most obvious line in this whole damn thing? Come on, mang... The little birdies are dumb as posts, but Moms got this on track. You gonna tell me Moms wasn’t behind this whole stupid sideshow, you ain’t been paying attention.

Bobby, you are too kind.

Having a stranger buy you a car for your birthday is so much more believable than having Tyga buy you one.

My mother told me that strange men never give ‘gifts’. They make ‘down payments’ and fully expect interest in their return via a pound of flesh. Jenner will definitely see that man again.

What are the odds that car has some hidden cameras and shit.

Oooo Kendall, no stranger gifts a $250,000 car out of the kindness of their heart.

Please. My son turned one this weekend and he got like 7 cars and a few trucks from random people. I asked him about it this morning, he said he doesn’t remember a thing.

Kendall, Honey, the strange man was the guy delivering the car from the dealership, you fucking idiot.