I wish I didn’t know.

I honestly kind of love her for that post. (I assumed she was referencing Romy.)

In this instance I am sure dating = fucking.

If only that is what she actually did.

It is awful. Look at John Travolta and Kelly Preston’s son Jett. He died from seizures because those crazy scientologists don’t believe in medication. Maybe he would still be alive today if he had taken medication and gone to normal doctors.

So true. It sounds like he is talking about having tiger blood when he says he has a mother. Crazy talk.

Blistex is great for dry, cracked lips. (And I mean the white tube of vaseline-like Blistex, not the flavored chapstick-style ones.) It doesn’t taste like Vaseline but has the same effect. I also love Rosebud Salve, personally.

Agreed.

It was her hip pads, Leo. Hip pads.

Jealous. David Bowie is a legend.

Agreed. I’m sure the father felt helpless enough. Best to run and get help ASAP.

Wow. What. The. Actual. F*ck.

Good translation.

Right, it’s like, “I’m the executive assistant to the CEO of a large corporation so I am happy receiving no benefits or pay. It is such a privilege just to work near a CEO.”

So true.

I think she is like 5’9”. Tall for a girl but not for a guy.

Seriously. 25 years later and I still remember. Hell, I’m still talking about it.

Love this.

All of you childless Tangled lovers, do not feel bad. Tangled is, by far, the best Disney princess. Everyone should know her.

Seriously, what is wrong with some elementary school teachers? My second grade teacher told my mother that I was too old to play with dolls. I was six! And my father had literally just died that year. I swear teachers should be given psychiatric evaluations.