Maybe two sentences.

You said it all in one sentence.

I kind of agree with you. I am totally disturbed by this, but also extremely fascinated. I have encountered many a subway rat in my day, but this one is, by far, the most amazing.

Rain Dove should walk the Victoria’s Secret Show.

OMG I feel like a part of my childhood is dying! Good luck on your retirement Dr. Zizmor! You will forever be remembered.

I’ve disliked Steve Harvey since I saw him in Love Don’t Cost a Thing (please don’t judge, I wanted to compare to Can’t Buy Me Love). And now I hate Nick Cannon. I guess that movie was just bad omens all-around.

Old Navy has become nothing but suckage anyway.

Sadly, I have to agree.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed. I still love her.

Except Khloe.

I’ll sign up.

Took the words right out of my fingers.

No idea who this is. [Daily Mail]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, RocknRolla (with the always awesome Idris Elba), and (more famously) Sherlock Holmes, amongst others.

He makes awesome movies.

See, I hate her, and this is making me want to follow her on Instagram.

Agreed. I am seriously kind of skeeved out by this “relationship”. It seems way too over-the-top to be real, in any case,

Wow. I never thought about that either. I’ve had guys come over for a movie and we ended up having sex, but never realized it was code.

I agree. I am kind of cheering on the courts for not allowing it. They should have separated for a year and then made a decision. I know they were married for 24 years, so I would assume they are sort of from a different generation (though not necessarily), but people these days think it is so easy now to get married…