Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Well, quackery and Victorian repression aside and, on a only vaguely related note—a bit of total nonexpert advice for all young male kids out there. It helps if you jerk with the right materials, stances and tools.

Kellog’s deep oddness was dramatized in the quirky film The Road To Wellville, Columbia Pictures, 1994.

Been preaching this concept for years!

Our water infrastructure problems are much greater than just animal activist opposition. We’ve built everything around the idea that snowmelt would always be enough to service the state. Unfortuantely, our population and economy have grown exponentially while our snowpacks have gotten smaller and smaller.

Actually, it’s not a myth:

And if I were a serious Republican candidate, I would answer as follows:

“What is your plan to deal with the threat of climate change?”

FTFY

Since we’re throwing Huracan parts in there, I’ll take a Huracan engine while we’re at it, please.

LOOK JUST USE UBER

After he filmed the segment he stopped at In-n-out Burger.

How does using Uber cut down on emissions? If anything it creates more emissions.

Not only a cup holder... I have a cooler as well.

Get yourself a Bengal cat, its the closest thing to a domestic wildcat. I have one, he is our little triple A:

Oh hell no. My wife and I once saw someone walking an ocelot on a leash in Sonoma Plaza (insert Archer Babou joke here). We thought it looked really cool and after some research we discovered the ocecat which is a domestic cat bred to have the markings and look of an ocelot. So now we have one of those and it is the…

Eh, I prefer them wild as nature intended. They’re cute, but they belong there and we need to stop mucking about in other animals territory.

You can keep your soft sothron lands. The north is for men. Winter is coming.

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