The "baseballs" (gas storage tanks) are located away from the main buildings for exactly that reason, so they don't get involved in any disaster. They are also far enough from each other to avoid any chain reaction, and surrounded by a moat to contain any spills.

Man, I feel you. But like.....I kind of think it is? I don't mean to be needlessly gratuitous (most of the time), but if you asked me "is Microsoft really turning it around or is Microsoft really turning it the fuck around?" the answer is door number 2 no contest.

It must be lonely out there sitting on that curb all by your lonesome, a little rain cloud hovering over you as you look through the window into the nice, warm, fun party we're all having in here.

Leave. Now.

Oh, and would you look at that. I certainly hope you got a fair amount of followers for your hard-hitting piece.

Hey Bill,

The site is too far left for this to get much love, but +1 to you.

In a sort of roundabout way it did. Kind of a combination of a horror story that was deemed too gross to run in AaCP's former home and some recent questions left in the comments of the bedwetting post.

I like how half this post is still dedicated to cleanliness. You can take the poop-smeared wang out of the Clean Person, but you can't take the Clean Person out of the poop-smeared wang. (Or something.)

"Broaching The Subject"

Because you want them to hate humanity faster?

Thus the robot learned to hate humanity. And humanity's days were thus numbered.

I am an SUV/Crossover hater. I hate the overweight pigs with a pointless increase in center of gravity. I despise everything that has led us to the absurdity of a lifted 4 door "coupe."

I really don't understand all the hate over this car. I don't even like BMWs and I find myself smitten with this nasty beast. I think it looks great, has a shit ton of character and the performance figures are just bonkers. What's not to love?

I believe she had an accomplice. If we are going to put her on blast, he is equally as guilty.

Can we just start sending funeral bills and doctor bills to Jenny McCarthy, c/o ABC?

Plot twist. That guy was a girl.

True Story.