It must be lonely out there sitting on that curb all by your lonesome, a little rain cloud hovering over you as you look through the window into the nice, warm, fun party we're all having in here.

Leave. Now.

Oh, and would you look at that. I certainly hope you got a fair amount of followers for your hard-hitting piece.

Hey Bill,

The site is too far left for this to get much love, but +1 to you.

In a sort of roundabout way it did. Kind of a combination of a horror story that was deemed too gross to run in AaCP's former home and some recent questions left in the comments of the bedwetting post.

I like how half this post is still dedicated to cleanliness. You can take the poop-smeared wang out of the Clean Person, but you can't take the Clean Person out of the poop-smeared wang. (Or something.)

"Broaching The Subject"

I am an SUV/Crossover hater. I hate the overweight pigs with a pointless increase in center of gravity. I despise everything that has led us to the absurdity of a lifted 4 door "coupe."

I really don't understand all the hate over this car. I don't even like BMWs and I find myself smitten with this nasty beast. I think it looks great, has a shit ton of character and the performance figures are just bonkers. What's not to love?

Plot twist. That guy was a girl.

True Story.

Sadly, this one isn't really in use anymore, but holy crap, how awesome is a banked test track on the top of your factory!

That grille is just BEGGING for rally lights.

I promise to be a great 3rd owner of a Focus RS

Angering Drew enough to get him to write this, even though it physically pained him? I regret nothing.

Missing a period. Just like Bridget Moynahan.

Agreed - if you're going with Montana over him because he never lost a Super Bowl, fair enough, but Brady also made it two more times than Montana.

Wait, who are you considering the greatest QB of all time then?