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*Soft music plays* *poof* *BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA*

Where was this?

Don't you just hate it when you go cliff diving but your erect penis gets jammed in between some rocks on the way down?

WAT

THIS.

The kind of idiot who wants leather seats or *insert popular factory installed optioon here* but can't just get the option they want, they have to get it in the luxury package.

#RealCarsHaveRockchips

"Oh, it's just got an aftermarket exhaust, CAI, headers, [cough]150shotofNOS[cough], tires..."

but I thought IRS couldnt drag.

Who cares. It's a car, not a rolling entertainment center. Put down the iDildo and drive the damned thing.

Whose decision was it to debut the R Wagon here? Are they also responsible for making the decision as to whether or not they'll sell it here? Do they have a weakness and how do we exploit it?

We're getting the Golf R hatch in the USA! Goes on sale next year. I'm driving it in January.

Did effin Volkswagen bring anything to the LA Auto Show that they *will* sell in this country?!

This would probably cost about $60,000 to sell in America. 1 person would probably buy it and then it would remember that it's a VW and break down. The original owner will sell it to somebody from VWvortex for about $12,579.35. The new owner will then go on to brag about how it's the greatest performance car ever and…

I think I will let my real world, long term driving experience make the decision for me.

And my Haldex equipped Golf R is not lacking in traction compared to my old car, the Torsen quattro equipped B6 Avant.

blah blah blah.

This. If you live on a public street other people have the right use it. If that annoys you should move.

You live on a street. Cars drive on streets. Get the fuck over it.

Just like the three-door Golf R, the wagon (which they call "Variant" for some very German reason) version has a 2.0-liter direct-injection turbo four putting down all that power to each of its giant 18-/19-inch wheels through a six-speed DSG and VW's 4MOTION permanent AWD system.