what the fuck

Learned this a few years ago on Jalopnik and infuriated more than one person by suggesting this was what the terms meant, lol.

Surprise, every configuration is the worst!

Ha, nope. In fact I’m someone who’s been a teacher many times.

I’m going to spend the rest of my day trying to figure out how being an old saying is equivalent to being a racist saying...

Or, you know, cause they’re racist.

lol, it’s an old saying.

Those who can’t do, teach!

For reals. Just introduced my girlfriend to this show, literally over the holiday, and she loved it. Now I have to tell her there’s a chance it might suck from here on out.

*parks in front of bar knowing I can get tanked and Uber home without a penalty.

This is the most millenial thing I’ve read all day.

“In the spacecraft, Kane discovers a chamber containing hundreds of large egg-like objects. When he touches one, it opens and a creature springs out and attaches to his face through the facemask of his spacesuit. Dallas and Lambert carry the unconscious Kane back to the Nostromo. As acting senior officer, Ripley…

So all of them? lol

This isn’t a “I wish you could see it through my eyes” rant. This is literally people telling me, “I don’t understand what that black stuff was and where the aliens came from.” I’ve heard it from multiple people.

I still dont understand the hate for Prometheus. I’ve met two types of haters:

JESUS DIAZ LIVES!!

Even if they limit it to 75 I wonder how long it will take them to reach that limit. Last I check they had only made a couple dozen Singers in total. Unless there’s a bunch they’re making secretively.

I’m so confused as to why this is weird or creepy.

If only you had a choice of reading the articles that appealed to you instead of having to read every single article sequentially. :(

I always wondered what a cross between a Corvette, Ferrari, and Lamborghini would look like.