You just reached hero status in my book.

mmmmmm, functional stance...

You mention taking corners at the speed limit or at any enjoyable speed. Again, it’s about sharing the road. You’re driving a 4000 pound metal cage, I’m on a bike. Both are legally aloud to use the road. Doing so requires both of us to give; I ride on the shoulder when and where I can and you slow down, possibly even…

You can't, God made noise ordinances to cover just that. ;)

sad that if asked enough questions it usually comes down to your response: “but the canyon is convenient and I want what I want!”

I’ll paraphrase for you:

Logic doesn’t work here.

100% agree. But that has its own consequences. Not mentioned in the article but he did cross the yellow line.

Treating public roads like a race track while on a motorcycle - illegal.

Deserved it.

..

I had to type “Ferrari” into Google and click some links to find it. Day = ruined.

Except when it is. As in this case.

Wondering if he was able to see the catch at all given how far back that clubhouse is set and the big wall blocking his view.

You’re not, this is janky as fuck.

You’re going to have to go someplace ridiculous to get a charmander.

Physics would like to have a word with you...

Welcome to working for a failing startup.

When I was shoeing my horse I was thinking, “this is a skill my son will likely never need.”

This is cyclist-level tough.