Sarcasm is a bitch.

Read it a few more times and you’ll get a nosebleed

We need a ford ranger-raptor. Make it so, ford.

This is the best summary of Americans’ individual ability to forget their past as I’ve ever seen.

Become a diplomat. Or marry one!

Surprisingly three people in my apartment building have it.

I’ll take three, thanks!

Congrats!! Yeah it’s amazing how different it feels to be on a proper bicycle, where you’re the motor!

This is also why I ride a bicycle. 😃

I’m 6’1”, 175 lbs, attractive, athletic, and I LOVE fat women. LOVE THEM.

So your friend was on one of the dating sites most famous for being full of creepers, tried to find a guy who met a checklist of hers instead of seeking actual chemistry, he wasn’t attracted to her from the sounds of it, and she completely gave up after that?! How is this even about women contacting men first?

As a creative in the industry, I’ve gotta say this guy is one selfish prick and was rightfully fired.

I’m gonna get that brain some shockwaves.

Great to hear they’re going all out on public roads I regularly cycle.

Thinkin this could sit next to my Garmin on my bicycle handlebars.

Because auto makers couldn’t open service centers? Also, I couldn’t get it serviced from my mechanic?

REAL step 1: Acquire enormous fucking garage. Or any garage.

This car costs at least half what your vette costs and has completely different goals as a product. Though it would be fun for a BRZ to keep up with a vette, I don’t think that will be anyone’s goal but the tuner market.

“Threesomes are among the lamest, most awkward things you could ever do with your time. I totally get why this is a porn thing, because no rational person would ever do it in real life.”

Someone had a bad experience...

I was riding my bike on Angeles Crest Highway yesterday, pretty far back there, and saw what looked like two oversized mini coopers going the other direction. Full camo. Now I know what they were!