Took me a few minutes to figure out why the Iron Man outfit looked so friggin weird and crappy, like it was actually made up of spandex and had weird bracelets on it.

Nineteen sixty three

Leaking cadaver

Red car parked askew

@Wish my Sonata had AWD: win

Silver car of cash

Um, that's not just a cadaver. that's a leaky cadaver...

@MasterYong: Voting for Obama and Nancy Pelosi. Duh.

So they just randomly fly these things around US soil?!

Why a sub?! Why not a boat?

Grew up in a '78 Caprice Classic wagon and I'm pretty sure that's almost the exact same interior. I thought things would've advanced more in a friggin decade.

@Gary_7vn: A pretentious jerkoff's money is still money.

I'm thinking this would finally lead to a problem with apple products and hackers. I guarantee these phones would become a popular target for hackers.

So all we need is someone to quit JetBlue in a fantastic fashion every few months and the PR emergency will lead to them bringing this back?!! EPIC!!

"but folks south of -32 degrees latitude get the shaft."

@electronymous: Yeah, that was just a BIT shocking...

I've wondered this for a VERY long time. Someday we'll get an answer and it will be nothing like what anyone thought. Like he's not a US citizen and can't register a car or something weird.

@Yournamehere!: damn circular logic...

Beer can help drown the memory of an orgy gone wrong. I choose beer.

Got an iPad the week it came out. Returned it two weeks later cause of a complete lack of amazing apps (like epicurious). Now that I have my iphone 4, way glad I returned the iPad.