Contact lenses. They should never be mixed with jalapenos.

The unfortunate rule of the internet: If you give people a potential tool that they can use to be an asshole... then they will use it to be an asshole.

I mean... maybe just have a hard look at your life choices...?

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

Dance music for the people in Not-A-Developerland to enjoy. I like it.

I think it depends on how you’re deep frying.

I think it depends on how you’re deep frying.

Well now Snacktaku is cancelled forever, and it’s your fault.

trump is a celebrity that makes a big deal about his money and used it as a means of proving he was a worthwhile candidate

I’d probably donate, invest in dope stuff that could change the world, and spend the rest of it doing crazy stuff to annoy my friends like buy the company they work for and harass them.

As much as I like Darth Maul, I have a hard time getting behind him not actually dying in Ep one.

It’s like taking financial advise from a homeless person.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.