That works so unbelievably well. And that was the greatest guitar solo of all time.

I do not understand the question. And I will not respond to it.

I always hit them with the exact same response when that sponsored tweet pops up: "why do you lie to your visitors about fin flop, and the life expectancy of orcas?" So far, no tweets back from Sea World.

I'm thinking mental illness. This isn't the first time I've seen someone claim that they were sexually assaulted by a musical idol. I did a case study of another such person on CT a while back, it's both sad and really troubling how some people have such a penchant for complete surreality.

She's gained attention. That's the endgame for her. I know someone like this and the lies are truly fantastic and stories change with the weather. If you confront them with discrepancies they flat out deny ever having said or done what doesn't add up. They want the attention and they are very good at getting it.

You know, I really don't find her body that unusual by model standards. Plus, she doesn't need photoshop to create her look - she just paints the lines directly onto her body instead. Check out how she's used fake tan to create a concave stomach. You can do the same thing on your legs to make them look slimmer. …

She is lying about not having had plastic surgery done. A few years ago she was on a talk show with a "real life" Ken, and she was talking about the plastic surgery she has had. This is a youtube link showing pictures of her before and after...

I highly doubt a four-year-old is designing paper versions of celebrity gowns. That said, these are very crafty and she is very photogenic.

I read this somewhere (Huffpo?) today and the mom said she did the bulk of the work; this article implies the 4 year old is actually making these. Still very cute girl (I want your hair) and cute concept.

correction: "4 year old's Mom makes celebrity gowns out of paper"

Oh oh, plus Sleepy Hollow! Two black ladies (one of which is the lead) and a black man in the main cast.

Can we talk about the flats part? I seem to recall hearing every man on the planet whining about how, sure, heels are sexy and all, but also soooo stupid and impractical and how tired they are of walking with us when we wear them. But flats mean I don't want to get laid? Pray tell, menfolk, what footwear should I…

I can't help anyone who doesn't understand the divide between the editorial and advertising sides of the media they consume.

Not Madeleine, perhaps, but some of the commenters and the perpetually offended internet hive mind which demands a blood sacrifice almost daily.

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

Padding? Don't you know female armor is more powerful the less of it there is?

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It would be funny (albeit still gross) if the kid were actually into it. Last summer when I was swimming at the river with some friends I met a kid who said he would bite the head off a live crayfish for 5 bucks. We took him up on it and damn if this kid didn't murder that crayfish on the spot. We paid up while his…

How many times has someone written a comment exactly like yours on a story like this? How many "drunk losers" or "bad apples" are we supposed to hand-wave as isolated incidents?

yeah. keep burying your head up your bum and ignoring ALL THE WOMEN WHO HAVE PERSONALLY EXPERIENCED THIS because its too uncomfortable for you to be a decent person.