This is definitely a sign that we should stop bathing.

I'm pretty sure that if a ghost ever fucks with me, it's going to happen while I'm in the bathroom. Very nearly every time I have soap all over my face, I feel acutely aware of the fact that it's a perfect opportunity for something horrifying to stand close to me for its own entertainment. I almost always feel a…

I think you misunderstood the assignment.

RABBIT OPPRESSOR!

RABBITS ARE NOT FARM ANIMALS. That's racist.

So true. I'm still reeling from the injustice of Watership Down not being written by rabbits.

Cheese turtles hide when the toejam tornado goes a-riding. Blow, picklewhistle, blow! I prefer my rubadubs toasted. Would you like a squirrel ride?

I get the feeling your husband and my husband would be friends.

If you don't post a creepy museum story, I will die.

Stop using the word "whilst". It is not doing you any favors.

It's like this dude is growing a boob on his back entirely made of pus.

Initial reaction:

Season 1 had a core of real emotion. It made me cry at least three times, and that was something I never would have expected from it. Season 2 was too much of a mess to elicit an emotional reaction from me. For all of its angst, it lacked moments of real heartbreak.

I don't know if it's streaming on FX's website, but if not, why not buy it on Amazon Instant Video or iTunes? It's worth a couple bucks, in my opinion.

I too squealed aloud when I saw that she was part of the cast again. And it looks like she's been given a really fascinating character to play. So. Excited.

If it didn't make every part of me squinch up with disgust and discomfort at least one time per episode, it just wouldn't be American Horror Story.

Cate Blanchett is Perfection.

Whose eyebrows would win in a battle between Famke Janssen's and Laura Prepon's?

God damn it, I meant to star your comment, not reply. Damn you, Kinja.