I'm pretty sure seeing David Bowie in those pants when I was a child played a hugely formative role in my sexual development.

Some people use their words.

I am officially calling my right boob Gluten Free. JUST TRY AND STOP ME, FDA.

I'm just struggling to understand how you got "seemingly nice" from this particular celebrity. I was under the impression it was fairly well-known that he's a major ass.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/…

Do nice people do this?

True story: When my dad married his second wife, I was about five or six, and he promised me I could be the ring bearer. I, of course, assumed this meant I would be wearing a bear costume. When the day of the wedding came, I found out I would actually be wearing a dress, and I was beyond devastated. As a little girl,…

I didn't realize Jezebel would even let you in the front door if you've neglected to maintain a sharpened pitchfork.

They gotta meet their outrage-clicks quota somehow, or Denton will punish them.

I wish "pudding pop" was an occupation.

Amanda Bynes would NOT steal weed, because weed is ugly. All dried up and green like an old troll with a skin condition. Yuck! She only steals pretty drugs.

Most shows probably shouldn't be judged on their pilots alone, to be fair.

I worship Laura Prepon's eyebrows. I want to know whose eyebrows would win in a fight: Laura Prepon's or Famke Janssen's.

OH MY GOD YOUR USERNAME. I am OBSESSED with Tailypo. That story terrified me as a child. It haunted me for years after I heard it.

It gets MUCH better, and the pilot is not representative of the rest of the show, either in quality or structure. I think it's strong and compellingly watchable from the second episode onward; I've seen other people say it took 'em to the fourth episode to get hooked.

Apologies. I thought I was firmly grasping my own crumpets.

Great find, thanks.

I found that jarring as well.

Cary Grant is the only correct answer. All of these other crazypants answers need to be taken out back and put down like bad horses.