Does this avatar make my profile look fat?
I borrowed my husband’s Old Spice deodorant on Saturday, and it gave me 2nd degree chemical burns in my motherfucking armpits. I am not allowed to wear deodorant until I heal, and I stink worse than a pile of carrion.
Does it involve toxoplasmosis?
Is it my gunboobs? It’s my gunboobs.
And should I set its house on fire?
I did, didn’t I? Me and my stupid math post. I always ruin everything.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on Twitter in a while. Make sure you stick around for the appearance of OP’s mom.
So I am going to Worldcon next month (AKA the home of the Hugo awards). And, because I have not one but several screws loose, I decided on a whim to sign up for the Masquerade, which is a big cosplay contest. I am going as the motherfucking murdercorn, because DUH, WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKING MURDERCORN?
This one seems just about right. (Mostly I wanted an excuse to listen to/post this song.) You got any good candidates?
It sounds like gawker.com will stick around but Gawker Media will change to something new to distance itself from its problem child. In the tradition of Gawker Media’s low content click-bait list posts, what will the new Gawker Media name be?
What would it be about? The sole purpose is to make commenters eat one another alive. (Don’t go for the super obvious topics, like spanking and body hair maintenance, that we already know send the commentariat into a mouth-foaming melee.)
Kendra Wilkinson’s laugh, that godawful sound like a goat’s bleat mated with machine gun fire, IS FUCKING FAKE.
Today’s episode of Jezebel Writers Vs. Everyone Who is Clearly Dumb and SO Not Cool features a highly entertaining dustup between Clover Hope, Kara Brown, and a shitload of people who are obvs just stupid and whiny and so not cool and gawd life would be so much better if only robots read blogs instead of disgusting…
I’m serious. Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and read this unfolding-in-real-time true crime insanity NOW. Forget the useless Gawker post. READ. THIS:
This comment thread about amnesia on Jezebel is pretty interesting. I feel especially bad for the woman who suffered major memory loss after being in a coma, and had everyone laugh each time she explained "I was in a coma" as she struggled to retrace her steps.