Juvenile charges and therapeutic services depending upon specific needs that are identified in a psychosexual evaluation.

My mom still does that too. She even uses big loopy letters that look nothing like her writing to write the FROM SANTA tag and keeps a roll of wrapping paper different than our usual stuff.

Usually the only person who gets Santa presents now is my dog. Cause that’s fuckin cute.

Mixed “Geddes admitted she gets her baby models” with “keeping” on the next line and read that as “Geddes admitted she gets to keep her baby models”

You’re not that great of a troll, you know? Keep trying, don’t worry, you’ll get better with practice.

Maybe... I don’t even care if people don’t do the elf or santa or whatever. As long as their kids are happy and healthy, it’s really just a matter of preference, I suppose.

oh god, yes imagine how horrible it’s going to be that my kids wouldn’t know about a bunny that brings them chocolate and a fairy who pays them for body parts, It’s a cute idea but fuck man, it’s literally the least important thing I can imagine wanting to tell my kid. People make way too big of a deal of it.

And yes,…

Seems like your ex-bf’s problem was handled appropriately - he was made to understand what he did wrong, put in therapy, given living conditions that reflected his needs (not alone with sis or her friends) and apologized sincerely, while your cousins appear to have simply put it behind them and moved on. There will…

Kim’s voice actually bothers me a lot, but for the most part it’s just snark for snarks sake. They’re just everywhere and they make it easy. But as far as an IRL thing, I wish them all well. (except Kris)

Kardashian Divorce Special! The rest is kind of garbage but Kristen Wiig shines. http://www.hulu.com/watch/297342

This is EXACTLY the attitude I’m talking about. IUDs are great for some but suuuuuuck for others. I was one of those others. I, like Kim, had a terrible complication which would likely kill me if I got pregnant again (mine was placenta previa). My IUD was giving me endometritis and the antibiotics weren’t working. I…

If for no other reason than it’s bad TV. If I want to hear someone prose on about pregnancy or their upcoming trip, I’ll talk to my friends. And they are at least funny, cuss and not super into god so yeah, I’ll pass.

Who are those people???

More than I hate them per se, I hate their effect on popular culture, fashion and humanity in general. I mean the trend with transparent / lace skirts was surely their doing (yuck).

Hating the Kardashians is like, the litmus test for retaining one’s humanity.

So Kourtney’s face during that entire conversation was hilarious and she made great use of a glass of water to hid her WTF horrified, you lying bitch, laughter at her delusional mom. That’s sad.

nothing beats Radio Science and Pilot Inspektor.

Wait, the first day of the rest of Yolanda’s life is happening in 1985? What’s going on?

“Everyone was like, why do you have tampons and I was all WHY NOT I AM STILL VERY YOUNG AND HIP AND MENSTRUATEY AND SEXUALLY VIABLE right, daughter? You think I’ve still got it, cameraman? How about you over there? You? Anyone?”

I read up this morning on the condition she got with both babies. Holy shit, that’s scary! Regardless of who she is, getting that is a frightening prospect. ‘Ye, get to getting with the snippin’.