I’m troubled by authorities even mentioning the charges of MINORS who were probably charged as such.

tom cant eat those things because heis in fact a fancy dog

Yes - I am currently a bridesmaid (for the first time) and it’s a nightmare. The rest of the bridal party is like not engaged and I ended up throwing a crapton of money at the bridal shower to make sure it went well (buying drinks, favors, creating games, etc.). And now, the bachelorette party is coming soon and it’s…

No! I’m such a bad cat mom!

So... We have the same brain!?!?

My cat brings me presents all the time! He gifts me his toys. Though he stands there mewing until I literally say thank you so he’s really in it for the praise high.

I think you’re what you’re saying is doing a disservice to those with mental illness, as it implies that no matter what kind of “normalization” (for lack of a better word) they’ve achieved with their treatment, they’re never *truly* responsible for their actions, which just robs them of their agency.

I mean, I hit rock bottom on the daily, usually 2 seconds after my alarm goes off and my brain wakes up enough to go, “oh god no, Lord why hast thou forsaken me?”

Well, it’s a really pretty mild radish that kind of looks like watermelon so you might only enjoy how pretty they are.

I need to know what this is! I’m obsessed with watermelon. not terribly keen on radishes.

This is why I love champagne. It is appropriate to drink at any time of day.

Right? Weekends are for brunch. Brunch=drinking before noon. That is, if you’re up before noon.

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

“Family blonding” is much funnier material than I expect from TMZ.

I died.

Nice job Kara. This and a shout-out from Ta-Nehisi Coates himself.

How fucking low is it to compare the outfits of toddlers? I assume that every person who has no morals/ethics whatsoever inevitably ends up writing/taking pictures for tabloids.

“Who Wore It Better” with cousins, let alone kids is BULLSHIT.

And..just checking...is ‘I don’t see her as a woman’ the equivalent of ‘I don’t see color’

I never thought I was much of a spiller until I bought a white t shirt. Turns out I am spilling coffee on myself all the time, it just doesn’t show!