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It takes some time and effort to get a license. The kind of person responsible enough to go through the process is not the kind of person that does this shit. I’m sure I can’t explain this to people who think anyone who owns guns is a potential murderer, but I’m just as sure that I’m right.

“...psychological break between ‘carrying around a gun and occasionally firing it at people’ and ‘I am killing someone.’”

That’s completely fucked up.

I grew up in the town this took place in, it’s some of the biggest news they’ve ever had. The general opinion on Facebook (that I don’t agree with). Is that she’s either making it up or that she should be punished anyway because she was still technically drunk and never allowed to drive again because of her medical

I watched Luther yesterday. Very not pleased. Needs more Alice!
I am bummed I am not allowed the bubbly because of my tooth extraction. When I finally heal, I will go straight for rum. And champagne.

I’m doing laundry for our trip to Australia on Sunday!!!! Digging out my cute summer clothes is fun, not so sure about wearing them on my winter body :/

Why can’t they see how insulting this is to men? Must feminists be the only man-defenders?

I’m laughing! You got me!

“Such person purposely exposes his or her *anus*

With the way these Republican misogynists *talk out of their ass* they’re setting themselves up for a lot of citations.

This man is a potential rapist and that was a very threatening tweet.

Hey if you women have a nipple out then men are allowed to grab it kind of like if you’re just showing your wallet off—I mean

Honestly, I’m more shocked by the atrocious spelling and grammar than by the actual content of the tweets. That they are dangerously aggressive loose canons comes as less of a surprise.

POOR ROB. Most underrated kardashian

Really? It’s kind of crappy to tell someone to “chillax” as a response to a personal essay about their self-discovery over the past year. The author is asking serious questions about her life and emotional motivations and who are you to tell her how seriously she should take that journey?

YOU ARE THE EIC OF MY HEART THO

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

I guess I just can’t figure out what part of Hermione’s story arc depends upon her being white. Even if Rowling literally wrote a thousand times in the books, “Hermione’s pale white skin” or whatever, it’s not actually relevant to anything she does.

Ohhh fun game! Which celebrities have earned enough good will that you would allow them to be rude to you? I’d totally let Dolly Parton cut me off in traffic. And Bob Newhart butt in front of me in line at Starbucks.

I just wish she would R.E.S.P.E.C.T the rules? Is it too much to ask for a little respect? Just a little bit?