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3 nights a week is a good start. One nasty mummy like dry up and then usually you’re back to normal.

I really thought I was already following you. I don’t think I managed to catch everyone from when I was “randilyn”.

Freckles 4-evah! :)

I hope they don’t cover up her freckles, though. She has the best freckles.

Someone needs to wash the fuck out of your mouth with fucking soap. #Shameonyoucursinglikeadrunkensailor #Pottymouth #JustKiddingandMeToo.

ME TOO. I mean honestly that trailer looks pretty rad. But then “shit getting blowed up in space” is my preferred film/tv genre, so I’m pretty biased.

I actually really liked this movie. It came out when I was pretty young though, so it was big and actiony and the quips were funny to me. Also: Jeff Goldblum is SO goddamned hot. AW YEAH!

I’m gonna watch the fuck out of this. #NoShame

It’s the first retinol I’ve tried, so I can’t give an opinion on it. I’m sorry. I haven’t noticed burning, but it is slowly removing white heads, which isn’t pretty. Not like huge running sores, but tiny little spots. Still not as bad as a zit, though.

Well, I think we have a little bit different definition of “troll,” which I do not define simply as an obnoxious person/person who disagrees with me on the Internet. Look at the Tomato Troll on Gawker...trolling is more about making specious but possibly serious posts in the interest of eliciting a reaction...it’s

I would love to talk to his doctor with him but he won’t let me go. I think he doesn't want me to hear what they talk about. Or maybe he doesn't want me to tell his doctor how he really is?

Instead of being dry like a microderm the process infuses your skin with a serum while it exfoliates. I loved them and felt like it was better than a plain old microderm. It feels weird though, like your skin is simultaneously scrubbed, wetted with serum, and sucked like a vacuum cleaner.

What’s your skin type? Do you have sensitivities? If you’re worried about aging/dullness I would recommend some actives like retinols, AHA, BHA, and LOTS of moisturizing. I use the Paula’s Choice AHA and BHA gels and they’re super good for fighting acne and plumping skin. If you really want to go balls to the wall,

I did silkpeels for several years then switched to microderm when my facialist moved to a place that didn’t have that machine. I had facials to help with my acne. The only reason I stopped is that I started taking Accutane. You can’t have those when you are on it and for 6 months after. I say consult your doctors and

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One time on Jez I related a story about why I prefer to be called “Ms. Cocopop” rather than “Mrs. Cocopop” at work, and I got called a cunt for an entire day. As in “Fuck you cunt your pussy is diseased and I hope you get raped to death.”

Well I’m very good at them if you want more.

You’re fine. We’re all insecure weirdos in this life. If someone gave you that feedback, I’m glad you thought it over, but I’ve never noticed mansplaining from you. We have had very popular dude-commenters here who everyone lovvvvved and who I avoided because I thought they were weird/creepy/annoying. You are not one

Anyone have experience dealing with a depressed spouse/partner? My husband has bipolar 2 that has been difficult to treat. The combination of meds he’s on right now has his mood swings mostly under control but he’s still depressed. I try to be supportive and understanding of his illness but I think it’s making me

This stuff is amazing and easy to use.

that is beautiful embroidery and I’d like to see the rest of it for my own enjoyment.