She’s afraid of them. I think she was bitten once? So I kind of understand that.

Scroll through the previous covers of time magazines person of the year issue. They’re all so much more flattering than this one.

Why not something like this? Tasteful, but boss.

Or Trump-style with, “Who’d want to vote for that ugly face?”

that portrait is criminally bad, though

She’s a beautiful woman and they make her look like an ad for brain damaged people with double chins.

so uh.....

Or he’s offering to be Trump’s... Maid or something? Pick his dirty underwear off the furniture where he throws them?

I love this letter.

Trump/Shkreli 2016!

That rich and can’t even afford a profile pic where he isn’t cropping someone else’s face out?

Contemptible Ratfucker Earns Additional Malice

I don’t even listen to the Wu Tang Clan and I still think they should break their contract and release the album for free now, just to fucking spite the guy.

Martha Stewart does have an art department! (One of my friends won an Emmy working for it.)

It’s not even the dolphin’s echolocation sense. It’s what human technology can record and extract from the audio signal without the benefit of dolphin sense organs or brain processes. It’s like showing an oscilloscope reading of a sound wave and saying that that’s what humans hear.

“We now think it is safe to speculate that dolphins may employ a ‘sono-pictorial’ form of language, a language of pictures that they share with each other.”

Weird. So dolphins probably can’t tell individual humans by sight at that distance. I hear crows can tell individual humans apart from a distance. I can’t decipher any crows or dolphins from any others at any distance, so I don’t really feel like I should judge.

You know, those hella old people who just come in to your house whenever to tell you to get in to a war with the traditional family. Do you not have that?

Not sure, but I think we know who the village idiot is.