She’s going through that thing where waking up to ole’ camel face has gotten old and even his restaurant pepper mill-size dick can’t make up for it and she needs time in the morning to get used to the idea of what she’ll have to face over breakfast.

I don’t know about separate rooms, but separate beds sound amazing. No fighting for covers and being able to spread out as much as you want? YES PLEASE.

Binge watch Jessica Jones next weekend. You will not be disappointed. And then go back and watch the Tennant years of Doctor Who. You will become an addict after Jessica Jones, and then a stalker addict after the Doctor Who thing. He is seriously one of the best actors of our time, and doesn’t get enough credit.

Confession time: I’ve always heard his name, but I’ve never watched Dr. Who, and I wasn’t sure what David Tennant really looked like until I binge-watched Broadchurch this weekend.

Please discuss how awesome David Tennant was in the role of Kilgrave. Scary, and yet charasmatic, and yet I wanted to kill him, and fix him? And then kill him again.

Seriously. I know there wasn’t social media back then, but she could have spoke about it afterwards, or did the tv interview circuit.

By that logic, being that Ohio is an open carry state, this officer must have shot at dozens of white folks right?

Also, no Christians from countries where people a brown and have accents.

Don’t you know that Jewish people are just proto-Christians waiting for the Good Word?

BRB, going to open up ‘Atheist Gas and Sin’ in Alabama. I love to roll the dice.

“He joined the Republican party in 2012.”

I wish it was a “Bless Your Heart”

Also, I just wanted to say pop off again. Pop off.

To try and remain positive, I try to think of it not as a backslide but as the remnants of hard-core white power doubling down in their death throes. The alternative is so terrifying.

For a group of people who, despite all evidence to the contrary, already think that liberals are persecuting them and say we’re waging war on them, they really are hell-bent on pushing the right buttons to make that fantasy come to life. I shudder to imagine how they’ll feel when we collectively say ‘Fuck this shit,…

I love that. I want more of it. I just don’t want it to turn into this new wave of reality momming that will eventually overwhelm and annoy me also.

I have a Facebook friend that posts the realest mom shit and I love it. Like, covered in puke or just bitching (not all the time and I don’t love the puke) but it’s so refreshing b/c most of the time her Instagram life looks so idyllic. It’s nice to see the “real life” part of it too.

i love this. i really see the “give mom a drink” mentality as another way to patronize mothers. as a mother of 3 (one of whom is mentally disabled), working outside the home, and also running a farm at home i do find myself saying “i need a drink” but not really meaning it in a way that would mean, “i have to have a…

It’s almost as if refusing to protect trans people didn’t stop straight men from going into womens’ restrooms to assault children there.