Yeah, I'm totally down with it. I already have rings made of animal bones (coral, shells, actual bone) so why not?

Right? I can’t even keep track sometimes. I think if you’re ungreyed on the main blog you should be ungreyed on all sub-blogs, but not necessarily the other way around.

I heard it was a 3 caries stone though?

That is so fucking weird, I love it. Congrats to the happy couple, and fuck standards <3

I have completely dislocated my shoulder - I mean, all the way out of the socket - by making a simple, non-forceful, conversational gesture. No, not that gesture. I have three pins in that shoulder now. And that's my good shoulder.

How old are you?? A friend of mine wasn’t allowed to leave the hospital without a name! (28ish years ago)

As the adoptive mother of a child with fetal alcohol syndrome, I agree with you that a pregnant woman should not drink alcohol. But there is a huge difference between alcohol and fruity pebbles. Alcohol causes birth defects in children exposed to it in utero. That is an established scientific fact. The same can’t be…

I’ve noticed more people waiting until the baby is out to announce the name. I always thought it was about prolonging the suspense or whatever. But then a friend told me, “No, it’s because people are assholes.”

I’m seven weeks pregnant and the only things I’ve been able to keep down for the last week and a half are Hello Kitty fruit snacks and French fries.

Genuine question which will undoubtedly come across as snotty but I promise it isn’t: have you ever been pregnant? Because I have, twice, and this is cereal and it is not a big deal.

This obsession over eating correctly is hilarious to me. FFS, humans spent most of their evolutionary time eating bone marrow out of carrion and most of their historical time starving to death and doing hard labor. Humanity managed to carry on. So I’m guessing that, as a species, we’re probably realllllly not that…

Not to be THAT person but couldn’t you just buy a rotisserie chicken avocado lettuce, beans, corn, tortillas etc and save more $$? Our local supermarket down the block has a delicious chicken for $7.99; you could probably get 4-5 meals off one in burrito, rice bowls, salads, etc. Supermarkets typically use those as…

Probably not. But you guys probably have awesome hot dog or sandwich trucks yea? I wish we had that here.

I live in California, we have so many great/authentic Mexican restaurants so I don't get the Chipotle appeal at all.

agree, Chipotle is blllaahhh

I don’t understand the obsession over Chipotle. I’ve eaten there a few times and it’s.........fine. It’s slightly less shitty, less unhealthy fast food. That’s it. Unless you live in a rural area where you have limited dining options, this place is no big whoop. I get that people like what they like but can somebody…

You are my hero <3

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

“throw a hot coal at her”

Can you take a friend with you who can say “Woah, that’s totally inappropriate!”? Because I would be that friend.