Hi all, I am really needing this Saturday Night Social.

My feelings are so hurt right now. I may need my husband to extend the foot massage I’m currently receiving by 10 minutes to soften the blow.

I know, I know, I should be above it...but sometimes, a target is so big, slow moving, and stupid, it’s impossible to not take the shot, you know?

Aw, you sad little fella. Learn to take some criticism. Nobody’s feminism is perfect. Whining about your hurt feelings because you’re not a self aware dude is not doing you any favours.

I did not claim that you meant offense. Just that there is a negative connotation that you don’t seem self aware enough to understand. You may not have intended to imply it, which is different from typing out a sentence and having the implication being carried across to the reader. Basic stuff.

Obvi he wants to be my newest BFF.

Where are you getting these comments? You’re like the most stereotypical dude-brah possible. It’s like these comments are engineered.

Thanks, then, for sparing us your hideous and nightmarish visage.

Yeah, no. Anyone who can see your comment history knows you’re anything but good-natured. You just troll with offensive shit, then play it off as “ LOL I TROLL YOU! Just kidding!”

“I’d let her blow me.”

I’m confused as to why he isn’t wearing a white dress and playing in a field of daisies.

It may seem silly to you, but it gives him the all-day confidence that he needs and deserves.

Wow. Even your fantasies are lame.

How about we see a photo of you so we can judge what you have to offer the world physically?

Hmmmmm, I wonder how there’s a difference between one’s agency to do something by one’s own choice and being required to do it for one’s job. Let me think on this for a bit, I’m sure I’ll figure out the difference somehow.

I flash and moon pretty often but I wouldn’t do it in a film. There is a big difference in quickly flashing in the moment and doing a scene in a film which will take quite a while.

Yeah, but don’t most people have some moles and stuff that a tan wouldn't hide? But I guess maybe they’re just too small to see in a photo or hidden by her posture.

1) Mae West line (yep, I am OLD)

And either she actually has completely flawless skin, or she decided concealer on moles and blemishes doesn’t count either.

I really appreciate this, and she’s right. Happiness and peace is possible, post-eating disorder. After over a decade of self-inflicted emotional and physical torture, I entered ED rehab. I worked hard at it, and I came out on the other side with a new appreciation for my body and new perspective on life. I still have…